What do you think? Funny?
Question: What do you think? Funny?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. She looked out the window and yelled to her lover. Quick jump out the window. My husband’s home early!!
“I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.
So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, which had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free.”
Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”
“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
“Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a c0nd0m when you run?”
“Nope………just when it’s raining.”
Answer:
Answer by cats
Ha Ha! lol! Funny! 10!
Didn’t see that coming – Very nicely done!
Ha ha ha, I saw the punchline coming a mile off but still funny though!
hahaha very cute
LOL……Great!!
Hehe cuz he doesn’t want his D1CK to get wrinkly lol
Ha ha ha.
HAHAHA! Made me laugh soo much!
Now can you answer this?
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wow 10/10 awesome sensatonal man u r too good to be true plzzzzzzzzz conti with the jokes tink n oh yeah a star for u
i dont get it…. can u tell me please???? thnx.
ha ha semi funny
wow, I didn’t know where you were going with that but you pulled it off in the end! outstanding joke!
Brilliant Tink, you got a star for that one. 10/10. x
ha lol lmho hehe rotfl…. yea that was good! the end part was funny…simply funny!
Talk about keeping it undercover!!! Funny!!!
Yeah, that’s pretty funny…
LOL
haha gud 1
That was a fabulously funny joke if I do say so myself.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
very funny lol 9/10
its funny 7/10
very funny tink 10/10
weird.
Ha, ha, very funny!
LOL
10/10
hahahaaa