Question: Would like to hear a joke?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window ~ It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!”

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully free!”
Another runner moved along side him.
“Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh , yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,
” Do you always wear a condom when you run? ”

“Nope…….. . just when it’s raining”.

Answer:

Answer by Jesper White
it is great!

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Question: Would you like a joke today?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window ~ It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!”

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully free!”
Another runner moved along side him.
“Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh , yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,
” Do you always wear a condom when you run? ”

“Nope…….. . just when it’s raining”.

Answer:

Answer by LovelyDove
That’s pretty funny.

Question: which looks best on a college application: journalism,student government,yearbook staff,or academic decathlon?
I’m planning on applying to Harvard, Stanford, Yale, Darthmouth, and Brown University. I play basketball outside of school and I volunteer at school, my church, and in other organizations. I’m in various clubs. And I have about a 4.33 GPA. I would like to get into any of these colleges and I would like to know if these qualifications can get me into any of these colleges. And if there is anything I can do better. Thank-you!!! Ten points to best answer!!!!!!

Answer:

Answer by C D
Easily, Student Government would be my choice but you should do what you enjoy. You tend to do better (excel) at activities you enjoy rather than feel like ‘you have to do’.

“Oh my God -Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!

I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets “It’s raining out there!”

“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!”

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.

So he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.

“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free!”

Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”

“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! ”

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run? ”

“Nope………just when it’s raining.

Answer:

Answer by Remzy
thank you very much, I’ll use that when I want to tell a light naughty joke…

One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!”

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining like crazy out there and I’m naked!” She said, “If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!” So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window!

When he landed outside he was in the middle of a “running marathon,” so he started to run along beside the others – only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.

One of the runners asked, “Do you always run in the nude?”

He answered, while gasping for breath, “Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I’m running.”
Another runner then asked the nude lover, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”

The naked lover answered breathlessly, “Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home without a shower!”

The marathon runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

The nude man answered, “Only if it’s raining…”
Feedback Plz !

Answer:

Answer by rqtpie19
lol it is cute.

One of the runners asked him, “Do you always run in the nude?”
Ralph answered, while gasping for air: “Oh yes, It feels so
free having the air blow over your skin while you are running.”

The other runner then asked the nude man: “Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your arm?”

Ralph answered breathlessly: “Oh yes, that way I can get dressed
at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

The runner then asked: “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

Ralph answered, “Only if it’s raining.”

Answer:

Answer by Amy S
HAHA!

Question: What is the Olympic and World record for the decathlon ?

Answer:

Answer by lestermount
Olympic Dan O’Brien USA 8891
World Roman Sebrle CZE 9026

Question: What are the world records for each of the 10 events in the decathlon – set by decathletes?
Looking for decathlete only (specific) records for the 100, LJ, HJ, 110 hurdles, Shot put, discus, javelin, pole vault, 400 and 1500

Answer:

Answer by Charlie
Alot of research would need to be done to figure this out. The points system changes in decathlon events and so world records are normally held for only short periods of time. You can keep an eye on this site, they say the records section will be coming soon.

http://www.decathlonusa.org/records.html

Answer:

Answer by DosCentavos
You need to read up on it somewhat. Triathlon is a thinking athletes sport. Train with your mom’s friend if possible — it’s a lonely road and company with encouragement is always welcome!

Your friend is getting fit because she’s training in 3 sports on alternating days and it is exercising every single muscle group in her body.

Here are some quick tips, if there is such a thing in this sport:

1) Learn/relearn how to swim. Look up the book Total Immersion by Terry Laughlin.
2) Cycle — lots of cycling and learn proper pedaling form.
3) Running — learn to run with ease (relative) and injury free. Grab the book Chi Running by Danny Dreyer.

Get a heart rate monitor.

And if you’re going to train like a triathlete, then essentially you ARE a triathlete. Part of being a triathlete is joining races to test how well your fitness is coming along.

Triathlon is about efficiency and energy management. You want to avoid floating, coasting and walking and maintain a pace for the entire race. In swimming you should be able to swim non-stop for at least 20 minutes for an easy sprint distance swim. You should be able to bike for at least 1 hour for an easy 13 mile bike, and you should be able to run non-stop for at least 40 minutes to ensure you’ll be able to run the entire 3.1 afterwards.