Would like to hear a joke?
Question: Would like to hear a joke?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window ~ It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully free!”
Another runner moved along side him.
“Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh , yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,
” Do you always wear a condom when you run? ”
“Nope…….. . just when it’s raining”.
Answer:
Answer by Jesper White
it is great!
Would you like a joke today?
Question: Would you like a joke today?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window ~ It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully free!”
Another runner moved along side him.
“Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh , yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,
” Do you always wear a condom when you run? ”
“Nope…….. . just when it’s raining”.
Answer:
Answer by LovelyDove
That’s pretty funny.
Happy Tuesday Everyone! Feel like laughing?
Question: Happy Tuesday Everyone! Feel like laughing?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my God -Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!
I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.
So he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free!”
Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”
“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! ”
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run? ”
“Nope………just when it’s raining.
Answer:
Answer by Remzy
thank you very much, I’ll use that when I want to tell a light naughty joke…
Hahahaha ! LOL ! Check this out !?
Question: Hahahaha ! LOL ! Check this out !?
This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!”
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining like crazy out there and I’m naked!” She said, “If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!” So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window!
When he landed outside he was in the middle of a “running marathon,” so he started to run along beside the others – only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.
One of the runners asked, “Do you always run in the nude?”
He answered, while gasping for breath, “Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I’m running.”
Another runner then asked the nude lover, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”
The naked lover answered breathlessly, “Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home without a shower!”
The marathon runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
The nude man answered, “Only if it’s raining…”
Feedback Plz !
Answer:
Answer by rqtpie19
lol it is cute.
What do you wear?
Question: What do you wear?
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,
John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,
Ralph, and she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at Ralph: “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
the window my husband is home early!” Ralph looked out the
window and said: “I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining
like hell out there!” Mary cried: “If my husband catches us
in here, he will kill both of us!” So the boyfriend grabbed
his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside
he found himself in the middle of a marathon race… so he
started running along side the others — only he was still in
the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, “Do you always run in the nude?”
Ralph answered, while gasping for air: “Oh yes, It feels so
free having the air blow over your skin while you are running.”
The other runner then asked the nude man: “Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your arm?”
Ralph answered breathlessly: “Oh yes, that way I can get dressed
at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
The runner then asked: “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
Ralph answered, “Only if it’s raining.”
Answer:
Answer by Amy S
HAHA!
Joke for you, star if you like it?
Question: Joke for you, star if you like it?
Jenny was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!”
Ralph looked out the window and said, “I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining like hell out there.”
Jenny cried, “If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!”
So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he started running along side the others, only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, “Do you always run in the nude?”
Ralph answered, while gasping for air, “Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running.”
Then another runner asked, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”
Ralph answered breathlessly, “Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home.”
Then another runner asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
Ralph answered, “Only if it’s raining!”
Answer:
Answer by Juliana
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