Another condom joke????

Question: Another condom joke????
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window!”

“I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply. “It’s raining out there!”

“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.

“He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!”

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.

He started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to “blend in” as best he could.

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.

“Oh yes” he replied “It feels so wonderful while you’re running.”

Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?”

“Oh yes, that way I can get dressed quickly!”

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

(pause)……………………………………”Only if it’s raining.”

Answer:

Answer by Tyrone S.
Oooooh, excellent one.