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In the Olympic Games, if a decathlon athlete?
Question: In the Olympic Games, if a decathlon athlete?
happens to beat the time, or distance, of say the 100 meters or the long jump attained by the winner of the corresponding official event at the same Olympics, does his time or distance count for the said event? Has it ever happened that the decathlon athlete has bettered the ‘official’ event winner in this way?
Answer:
Answer by lestermount
No, combined event results do not factor into open events.
The times in any round do not go forward to the finals, so someone could set a world record in the prelims and not win the finals.
The athletes must be competing against one another.
To my knowledge no decathlete has had a better result than the winner of the same event in the open competition at the Olympics.
here are some good jokes?
Question: here are some good jokes?
This fella was celebrating his 50th birthday.
So some friends from work took him to this great restaurant to celebrate his 50th birthday.
While sitting at his table, the waiter aproaches him to take his dinner “order”. This birthday boy says,
“I’ll have a thick steak and all the fixings to go along with it.”
The waiter asks him if he’d care for a bowl of soup with his dinner and this fella says, that sounds “good”.
The waiter goes back to the kitchen and after about 45 minutes returns with the ordered bowl of soup, but the birthday boy that ordered the soup noticed that the waiter had had his thumb in “his soup” during his return from the kitchen.
The fella that is celebrating his birthday looks at the waiter and says, I don’t want “that soup! cause he did’nt know where that waiter had his hands last.
The waiter leans down and asks this fella, you see this cut cut on my thumb and the guy says yeh. Well my doctor told me to keep my thumb in a “warm,moist place” so it would heal quick.
The guy looks up at him and says, why don’t you shove it up your ass and the waiter says, I DO !, when I’m in the kitchen!!.
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.
“He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to “blend in” as best he could.
It wasn’t that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
Oh yes” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you’re running.”
Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?”
Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
“Only if it’s raining
Answer:
Answer by blarg blarg
wow
Academic Decathlon Speech – Gold Medal – 989/1000
This is a video of myself giving my speech at the Indiana State Academic Decathlon Competition. This is during the speech showcase. I received a gold medal on it and our team got overall winner in speech.
Hear straight from the collegiate students from The Southern California Institute of Architecture and California Institute of Technology about their design and strategy behind their entry in the US Department of Energy Solar Decathlon 2011. The US Department of Energy Solar Decathlon challenges collegiate teams to design, build, and operate solar-powered houses that are cost-effective, energy-efficient, and attractive. The winner of the competition is the team that best blends affordability, consumer appeal, and design excellence with optimal energy production and maximum efficiency. Learn more at www.SolarDecathlon.gov
Read MoreWhat do you think? Funny?
Question: What do you think? Funny?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. She looked out the window and yelled to her lover. Quick jump out the window. My husband’s home early!!
“I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.
So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, which had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free.”
Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”
“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
“Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a c0nd0m when you run?”
“Nope………just when it’s raining.”
Answer:
Answer by cats
Ha Ha! lol! Funny! 10!
Another condom joke????
Question: Another condom joke????
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window!”
“I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply. “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.
“He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to “blend in” as best he could.
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes” he replied “It feels so wonderful while you’re running.”
Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?”
“Oh yes, that way I can get dressed quickly!”
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
(pause)……………………………………”Only if it’s raining.”
Answer:
Answer by Tyrone S.
Oooooh, excellent one.
Here’s one for you before I go away tomorrow.?
Question: Here’s one for you before I go away tomorrow.?
A man is making love to a married woman when suddenly they hear her husband coming home. “Quick!” says the woman, “jump out the window!” Before the man can even put on any clothes, he jumps out of the window, totally naked. At that moment, the New York City Marathon happens to be passing by. So the man just falls into step and starts running along with the pack. A man running next to him looks over and says, “Tell me something, do you always run naked?” “Yep,” says the man, as he keeps jogging along. “Tell me something else,” says the other man. “Do you always wear a condom when you run?” “Only,” says the man, “when it looks like rain,”
Answer:
Answer by Robert B
Ha Ha Ha super humor . Have a great great trip
Joke? LAugh?? and how was it???
Question: Joke? LAugh?? and how was it???
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. “It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.
“He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to “blend in” as best he could.
It wasn’t that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you’re running.”
Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?”
“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
“Only if it’s raining.”
Answer:
Answer by curlyfries
Heheee. That’s funny.